Buy Low, Sell High
(PSB - Rent)

I started this post on somewhat of a downer. I was writing down fatal flaws that I have. I found it to be too depressing by the time I got to my 3rd fatal flaw. I want to be self-reflective but not at the cost of demoralizing myself on a Friday. I need to either lighten up or become perfect.
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Last weekend I ate at a Brazilian restaurant in Montreal. We had 10 different roasted meats, sautéed mushrooms, salad, salsa, sweet potatoes and rice. It was definitely a meat lover’s fantasy.

Mary had a little lamb and I ate the fucker for the first time. I didn’t enjoy it much. I found the aftertaste to be too pungent for my palate. However, I did enjoy the roast beef, sausages, rib eye steak, chicken, prime rib and other meats.

I guess if you’re a lamb and you’re balding, you’ve pretty much got one foot in the grave, huh? I wonder if the lamb I ate was one of those poor suckers.
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If there is a God, I think the only reason he hasn’t shown himself yet is because he’s waiting for everyone to become atheists so he could say, “Ha, I told you so!” That will go down in history as the biggest “I told you so” ever. Right after that you’ll witness the biggest bandwagon jumping.
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Happy Earth Day everyone!